Love Us If You Dare

we're slightly perverse.

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I hope to God that tomorrow is a better day. 
Re-cap of this morning:
Roommate locks herself out
My phone is dead
She hikes across town to get a new key
I finally call her
The new key doesn’t work
I come let her in
I realize I need a valid driver’s license to get this dumb permit I need
I vandalized my own license
I must drive 40 minutes to the DMV to pay $12 for a new license
I must drive 40 minutes back to get the damn permit
Roommate loses college ID and has to beg to get on city bus
I have to finish a paper on a book I haven’t read by five
I’m stuck at work til five
And all I want is some fuckin alcohol
Please?

I hope to God that tomorrow is a better day. 

Re-cap of this morning:

Roommate locks herself out

My phone is dead

She hikes across town to get a new key

I finally call her

The new key doesn’t work

I come let her in

I realize I need a valid driver’s license to get this dumb permit I need

I vandalized my own license

I must drive 40 minutes to the DMV to pay $12 for a new license

I must drive 40 minutes back to get the damn permit

Roommate loses college ID and has to beg to get on city bus

I have to finish a paper on a book I haven’t read by five

I’m stuck at work til five

And all I want is some fuckin alcohol

Please?

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